HAVE YOU SEEN EVERY SECOND OF STAR WARS?

HAVE YOU SEEN EVERY SECOND OF STAR WARS?
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So you think you know everything about the original trilogy, sure you sat through every second of the holiday special and the new trilogies but have you seen every second of the old trilogies???? Are you sure? Can you really call yourself the ultimate Star Wars fan if you don’t own a blue Snaggletooth or the Droids A-wing pilot figure? The answer is no and you can’t be a true Star Wars fan if you haven’t seen EVERY piece of the originals. The power of the internet is stronger than the power of the force, let me show you the error of your ways and make you the ULTIMATE POWER IN THE STAR WARS FAN UNIVERSE!
Sit back and watch these and tell me in the comments if you had actually seen everything here.

The first is an easy one, if you haven’t seen this then you are Bantha poodoo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aziOgYTGNmU

this next one needs to be added to the Blu-rays or as I like to call them “copy 39 of the original trilogy I have purchased”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX-wgw5FIwc&feature=fvwrel

This next one IS added to the Blu-rays.

some more of the same.

Another classic New Hope scene.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxcYc7pJVog&NR=1

Finally we get a cool Empire scene!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POD8-_VVtf8

This one looks like it was recorded off Tv but I don’t know any more about it to be honest.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ-gqbQ6z60&feature=related
These next 2 have a lot of behind the scenes footage and anytime you can get a glimpse of the making of Star Wars should make your lightsaber ignite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0Al47MlfNo&feature=fvwrel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8afxoXUiks&feature=related

If you’ve been to a Star Wars Celebration than you’ve been lucky enough to see Return of the Ewok.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwnEFbAtBN8&NR=1

This is the shortest of the clips and if you are old enough to have seen Empire in the movie theatre then you’ve seen this one before. It was part of the Empire trailer and shows a bad-ass 3po pulling down the caution Wampa sign and in turn getting a bunch stormtroopers killed by wampas!!!

and finally another easy one, you should’ve seen this one the second you stopped looking at porn long enough on your computer and you finally googled Star Wars.

There are many more cut/deleted/extended scenes out there but I can’t do everything for you so you’ll have to find the rest for yourself. Before you start searching for more on the internet, tell me your final score.
~Curt Sandvig

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